Animal Instinct

it has been proven time and again that animals can sometimes act just like our nextdoor neighbor, or our fucked up uncle, or our perverted cousin, or mr. friendly in the restroom...yes...animals sometimes do act just like humans do...but do humans act like animals?
let's find out...
it was 10 am eastern time in the LBC. three videographers namely, Anthony "quickshot" Chua, Paul "Immediate Cut" Santiago and Dexter "Brunch" Ramirez, were happily making a documentary entitled "Penguins and financial distress" when they encountered what could only be described as disturbing yet annoyingly realistic. they witnessed the single most valid and closest act of a penguin immitating a human being. a penguin assassin...this video was never changed nor edited...please be advised that children MAY act weird after this...
this was all real...
its entitled...Tio Paenguin

after this, the filmmakers were never the same...