the fantastic adventures of Billy D and Bea the Cool monk!

it is now day 10 of my fantastic journey to the fidillanggi dessssert. there have been many wonderful experiences that only i and Bea the cool monk(my trustworthy baggage handler)

the experiences were:
1. encounter with the gigantic sand mouse.

there are many things i have learned in this fantastic voyage:
1. dont sleep while bieng bitten by a black mamba
2. put yourself in her shoes
3. kill time by shooting at innocent bystanders and senior citizens
4. the value of a woman is measured by the length of its dick
and finally
5. there should be no vanity when it comes to horse racing.

i have met different kinds of people in this trip. so far they are:
1. the malay five
2. the snake moms

i think this trip will soon come to and end because of the 50 tornados coming right at me. oh wait! Bea the cool monk has engaged herself in a one on one battle with the 49 tornados.... i guess its up to me now.... yes we did it!